i'm on a roll, you guys! immediately after clicking publish on that last post, i thought oh hey, since i'm already here and all, and i'm probably going to disappear for another month or so, i might as well just churn out another post and go off to bed, right?

so i am currently working in an office (don't ask why), and there is this girl who chuckles a lot. she laughs at everything.

i know that doesn't sound so bad, does it? in fact, i bet you're like "awww i bet she's cheerful! working with her must be a joy! i like to wank to little children in my spare time!"

HELL TO THE NO SHE IS NOT FUN TO WORK WITH. (and i'm calling the cops on you)

she chuckles at everything. everything. EVERYTHING. oh dear god i cannot possibly emphasize how she fucking laughs at EVERY GODDAMN THING.

i sneeze, she chuckles.

i accidentally drop a piece of paper, she chuckles

i stumbled on a table leg, she chuckles

i toss a paper ball towards the wastepaper basket and miss, oh hey there goes chuckles the clown! chuckling her chuckly merry way! trying to land me into the goddamn asylum!

i swear, that lady makes me suicidal oh my gawd......... sometimes i want to grab her shoulders, give her a REALLY good shake, and go "STOP LAUGHING GODDAMMIT"

but i can't :( because it's illegal.

okay i'm tired. off to bed now. G'night!

Mobile

i'm curious, what is WITH you guys and pissing me off? WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY?? after making me so angry i can hardly speak coherently, do you go out into some dark alley to meet up with some guy who would pay you money just because he takes some sort of sick, depraved pleasure in having my lifespan shorten?

actually, by observing my year so far, that scenario is actually not as impossible as it sounds.

okay, so today i was on facebook, and then this..... "friend" of mine, i'm calling her Mobile (why? my phone is in front of me, that's why) started a chat with me, and the first thing she says is,

"oi, this Chinese new years we go gamble"

that's not a request, that's not a prediction, that is a fucking command. but still, being the ABSURDLY nice person that i am (HAHAHHAHAHAHA) i say:

"sure, my relatives go to this place to hang out every first day of chinese new year, we gamble a lot there, you can join us if you're free then"

then she said:

"i mean at night. DUH!"

okay i'm going to leave you with the conversation now.

Me: "okay. i guess we could hang out with Jos (mutual friend), but she's going to Jakarta this year, so that idea's out"

Mobile: "go ask alicia"

Me: "she's not here now; why don't you do it yourself?"

Mobile: "fine."

then she abruptly goes offline. like she's throwing some stupid hissy fit or something

is it just me, or did that conversation just FUCKING PISSES YOU OFF??

it's just me, isn't it?

aih....

but seriously, is she fucking rude or is she fucking rude? i tried talking to her nicely during the entire conversation, and she responds by looking a gift horse in the mouth?

oh yeah, i will add to this story by saying that Mobile is always hitching rides from me, because she doesn't drive. and if she wasn't being such a goddamn bitch, *I* would be the one doing all the driving when we're going around looking places to gamble.

so, i was pissed. we've established that point, no?

so i went to her facebook profile, and told her to not be such a spoilt brat, and to have a bit of gratitude towards those whose help she's asking for.

you know what she did?

she fucking blocked me.

because, as you all know, IT'S ALL MY FUCKING FAULT, ISN'T IT?

boy, i sure do know how to pick 'em, don't i?

Picture This

okay, scenario time. if i am not making sense, please note beforehand that i honestly, HONESTLY put in words how much i don't fucking care.

you're outside of some cafe, but not just any cafe, oh no. THIS cafe happens to be the workplace of one of your close friends, whose last day just happens to be today, so at around seven thirty you go there to hang out with her because you know that once she stops working there, you won't be able to see her as much (i forgot to mention, she is the revered Queen of Excuses).

so hang out you did.

then, when the cafe closed at nine, she and her friends/colleagues (i hasten to add that these are HER friends, not mine) linger, and started making plans to go out.

suddenly you remembered that this friday is a public holiday, and that you're free on that particular day, so you say to her "hey, we go out this friday okay?" and she just gives you a nod, and continues talking to her stupid fucking macibai useless friends who i swear i will probably run over with a fucking tank if i was given half the fucking chance.

where was i?

oh yeah. so one of the little shits (there were two of them) suggested that they watch a movie together, and wanted to set a date, and then decided that it should either a friday or a saturday, and asked your friend what day should it be.

your ears perked up at this.

***
digressing! have i mentioned that one of these two girls said, word for word "HAR? YOU'RE WALKING BACK AH? BUT KUCHING SO MANY RAPPERS!"

fo' shizzle, fuckers.
***

back to the story....

her reply? "friday la, it's cheaper that way"

you silently filed this away, for later.

and then the two little fuckers wanted to decide on a movie, and they wanted to watch Avatar, a movie you've mentioned to this SO CALLED friend that you wanted to watch.

and the friend agrees.

so! the two little mother fuckers went off. and you confront this girl about it. her answer to your confrontation?

"when you asked me i already told them i'd go out with them for a reunion ma!!"

reunion? what fucking reunion? friday is barely four days away. reunion? seriously? YOU KNEW THESE IDIOTS FOR BARELY THREE WEEKS. I WAS FRIENDS WITH YOU FOR LIKE, FIVE FUCKING YEARS. AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM.

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scenario over. if you've actually read this far, congratulations and thank you for retaining an interest. now go get a life, i need to silently fume my head off.

fuck it feels good to be back.

and yes, this post is ending RIGHT HERE, SIMPLY BECAUSE I SAID SO. bye

Sigh, can you possible imagine me NOT being pissed?

so the last night i went to the gas station for gas, and since it was the eve of raya, a lot of the attendants weren't there to help me with that whole give- him- money- and- he- will- insert- a- card- into- the- machine and you can pump gas. so i went to the counter to pay up, and there was a long line because it was like 12am and everyone's went back to their kampung or shagging at the back. or something. and as you can imagine, there was a queue. so like, okay fine i'll just queue up like everyone else.

then my turn came, and the scene was like this,

just as i went up to the counter to pay, this fat malay guy came in from the side, and i expected him to queue up like the rest of us, but the little useless jerk-ff went to the side, and started ordering the frazzled attendant around, asking for water and stuff.

i KNOW i should have done something. but the guy was very fat and fug, so i was a bit scared. i mean, what if i offended him with my indignant "hello could you queue up like the rest of us please?" and like, give me a bear hug? so, like the lttle coward i am, i just stood there and glared at him.

will say something the next time this happens.

**********

okay there REALLY is no way to say this without sounding like some deluded fool who think all guys thinks she's hot, so i'll just come out with it.


GUYS,

- if you ask a girl for her handphone number and she claims that she doesn't have one AND you suspect she's lying to you, then that is a VERY sure sign that she isn't interested in you.
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT go all "nawwww i know you have a phone, come on.... when can i see you again?" because that would just creep the fuck out of the girl.

- do not approach a girl when she is in a car alone in a deserted street at night (was waiting for sister to come out of college so i can bring her home -_-). because the girl would be scared enough already without you tapping on her window and asking her to wind it down

- when a girl doesn't want to give you eye contact, and seem to always scan the street for something. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY MAKING HER UNEASY WITH YOUR STUPID TALKS ABOUT "you never know, i might be the guy you're looking for." (<--word for word, i swear)

just fucking leave, seriously.

- see the top there with the phone number and you doubting her? the same thing applies to when she says she has a boyfriend. if you doubt her, give up, and leave.

- if you still persist, and ask for a pen so she can write your number down (or vice versa), and she riffles around halfheartedly for a pen for like, ten seconds, then tell you she doesn't have one and says nothing more. you give up.


after ALL these, you'd think the guy would just get a clue, give up and leave in disgrace (hey, i gave him loads of uninterested vibes, not my fault he is a shameless, socially retarded prick), but NOOOOOOO he just stuck around, and it was just me and him, in this dark, deserted street for close to fifteen whole damned minutes. and when my sister appeared i was already completely freaked out wtf and the guy backed off and i drove away.

then the next time i had to fetch my sister from school, i went and asked Jos along and she brought her boyfriend along (her boyfriend = Law, who is 6''4" PHEW!!). thanks jos T____T

**********

so i started work the other day (in an office) and i'm part of the merchandising team, and what happens is that i have my own section of a big room, and i tell you, the girl before me was SUCH a slob it's fucking amazing she kept the job for five goddamn years.

like, i was rearranging the entire desk (the entire table is covered by paperwork) and i found a cup half filled with milo, all mouldy and shit (she's been gone since august 25, i found the cup on september 10). fuck my motherfucking life, seriously.

so i crawled under the desk again and cried wtf.

but hey, at least my co-workers are sort of nice.... so far.

Addicted to petroleum jelly

want to see something cool? something that's cooler than.... this?

watch this!

would LOVE to participate in a flash mob one day.

AHEM!!

not saying any names or whatever, but someone's been a very very naughty girl.

(someone = JESSAMINE YONG)

there there, you know you love me <3

(yes i do know it's a fake. what kind of idiot do you take me for?)

(don't answer that)

Bangkok!

sorry for the long absence, guys. to make up for it all, i present to you..... 160+ pictures.

went to bangkok for eight days with claudia (link in sidebar), and to all you people out there who thought i would get conned and/or abducted and/or raped and/or killed (what can i say? my friends have very little confidence in me -_____-), i came back safe and sound and YES, I AM STILL A GIRL.

this is a SUPER sloppy post, because i got my pictures from picasa, facebook (claudia) and uploaded from my own computer so the sizes vary.

i spent the night at claudia's place before heading off to thailand, didn't think to take pictures, but i did meet this adorable girl from perth named yumima on the bus, and took her picture, but...... i accidentally deleted it T_________T i fail at life. sorry yumima =(

PICTURES!!

HAHAHHA DOES THIS AIR STEWARDESS REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE? DOES IT???

uncanny resemblance!

during the flight we kept referring to her as sarah. "oh sarah is coming this way" " awww look sarah is pissed, sorry sarah" etc etc.

obligatory plane pictures!!



NOT bangkok. but it is pretty, isn't it?











arriving in bangkok, this is the alley our guest house is situated in. i swear, it's not as dark as it looks.





heading out to dinner. we were tired so we stopped at this random diner (named Main Dish) the staff kept staring at us. i guess it's because we were speaking in a foreign language.



hi claudia!





her mint drink. i had coke, we've all seen coke before, haven't we?



the diner



took a picture of our guesthouse before we left for chatuchak market.


Chatuchak Weekend Market


we went early, so there weren't a lot of people around and most of the shops were just opening. when we saw this we were like "pfffft what, THAT'S the crowd people have been warning us about?" and then the afternoon came......



(somewhat) deserted alleys


HAHA!! i wanted to take a picture of the flowers, so i asked the girl for permission through sign language,and she said yes. but when i wanted to take the picture i realized i couldn't take one without her in it, so i made her pose WTF.




trippy!


it's a wonder the porcelain/ceramic pots in these places aren't all shattered, thrown about as haphazardly as they are.


very pungent dried squids arranged nicely for your perusal.

pet section!








most of the dogs had these weird cardboard things stuck onto their ears to make them upright =\

and some of the stall owners are very particular about their dogs. i saw this pomeranian puppy and i reached out to pet it and the lady smacked my hand away, going all "no touch!". cibai.

and i don't like how they manhandle the dogs, too.



a puppy we were particularly enamoured with, claudia called it Stiffy because no matter what position you stick him in, he will stay in that position until you move him again. so cute T____T



i miss you, stiffy T__T



ANGORA BUNNY!!!


*pets the pissed looking angora bunny*









the saleslady was pimping the right one pretty hard, and it was pretty, so i bought it. <3 href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/Toz8Azigal_x03Zmeqy58Q?feat=embedwebsite">

pita kabobs omg sooooooo good. we had these on both chatuchak days.



empty main road (for the moment, anyway)





vast array of pretty cupcakes. i didn't buy any, though, so i can't tell you whether or not they're good.



on the other side were the savory food.



prawn fritters. on VERY small plates -_-''







cheap flip flops! you're not allowed to take them down and try them, though.


chatuchak at peak hour! (around12pm onwards)



loads of people. you wan't walk ANYWHERE without brushing against someone's sweaty arm =\





got hot so i bought a banana smoothie. refreshing!






they sell food EVERYWHERE. even on wide platforms in between main roads.



the saleslady was pimping the sandals out to claudia, so she bought them, too.





they sell ribs (in char siew sauce, i think) here but i didn't get any because i am an epic failure at life T________T. MUST try them when i go back!



more fritters



relatively empty chatuchak, i think this was in the morning?



very cool store. i think that's predator and ummmm the terminator WTF


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very random procession on the main road. it's a promotion of sorts, they kept singing about low rates.



last picture of chatuchak



bug lady!! we were looking for fried bugs (and even asked the staff at our guesthouse about it), and while getting back from chatuchak we saw this lady in a cart just walking like no one's business, we happen to glance into her cart and VOILA! fried insects! chased her down and bought a bag of mixed insects for 40 baht (RM4)



this is some part of a frog



we think this might be silkworm? i'm not too sure...



grasshoppers

we had silkworms, grasshoppers, crickets, frogs, and this super huge thing that even claudia didnt dare to eat. i only ate the first three and chickened out on the rest. fail.

and we gave Guido (Argentinian guy we met) the super huge one. he ate half of it, then looked at what's left of his hand (damn gross okay the bug's innards ) , then finished the whole thing *impressed*



BTS skytrain!! it's... my first time on a train *shyyyyyyyyyy*



siam paragon. bangkok's answer to Pavillion. puts our The Spring to shame it's not even worth comparing T_______T

there was a japan Fest thing going on there. apparently there were A LOT of cosplayers in the day but we went there at night (chatuchak maaaaa) so all i got was this girl.









we saw this concert thing, and i was like "hey let's go check it out"



then i saw this girl, with this uchiwa.



and i was like "who's that on stage? KAT-TUN?" (very skeptically because i do NOT recognise anyone on stage) and the girl said (with surprisingly good english) it was... JOHNNY JUNIORS!!

i went to a JE concert, YA'LL!





nice artisty things in the "atas" section of siam paragon





pretty cupcakes



at Mos Burger. i wasn't hungry at the time so i had them bag my food up





total JE costume, man.



very hardcore looking JRock guy, singing the the japanese version of "Nobody", by wondergirls

did i mention that kpop is SUPER big here? like, in malls you would hear Big Bang and Super juniors and wondergirls and GG. ALL THE DAMN TIME. kpop wannabes would have so much fun in bangkok malls.



last shot before we leave. took this from the BTS station



my Mos burger was... so good i want to eat again T_____T



platinum!!! i tell you, if you're a girl, and is vaguely interested in clothes, then you must, must, MUST go platinum. it's fucking crazy there. four floors, FULL of affordable clothes. a must when i go back.



HI BRAD!!



i love brad. coolest 11 year old EVER.



this was after we left Asha Guesthouse. the damned taxi left us at the wrong end of soi rambuttri (long, long, LOOOOOONG street.) so we had to use tuk tuks to get to our hotel. and even then, we had some trouble because our hotel was in some god forsaken alley.



but we got settled in the end. and went out to khao san to explore.



khao san!! it's just this street covered with stalls and bars, but OMG the amount of foreigners there is... astounding.

if you want eye candy, this is the place to go. quite a lot of hot ang moh guys hanging around here. try going in the dry season, the guys take their shirts off =O

actually we went there during the rainy season, and the guys STILL took their shirts off. scoooooooooore!











i made them pose for me WTF. then claudia saw and wanted to take a picture too and they stood like that the entire time she was rummaging in her bag for her camera HAHAHA WTF. and in the end we didn't even buy anything from them. but i guess they're used to it.



a more quiet version of khao san, and also where we're staying. still has LOADS of (hot) foreigners, though.


we went out to look for dinner and claudia got the pad thai. nothing to shout about, really. it's basically fried noodles. but all the pad thai stalls were busy, i guess farangs like fried noodles? and the drink on the right there is dragonfruit smmoothie. smmmmmoothie wtf.



my banana pancake was SO. DAMN.GOOD.

on our first day in khao san we saw this commercial shooting. tried taking a picture but some guy was like "no no cannot take picture! this is a secret!" but i sneakily took pictures, anyway.









omgggg i look so fug next to her T___T. that's jun hasegawa, a famous japanese model. i didn't know who she was but everyone was crowding around her so i asked to take a picture WTF. she's sooo nice, when i raised my camera to take a picture of her she stopped me and was like "no no , we take together." and one of her assistants came up and took this picture.

then i came back from bangkok, showed the picture to abi and she was like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THAT'S JUN!!!





i took a picture with a VIVI model, ya'll!!




where we stayed. the beds are SOOOOOO comfortable omggg.

AHAHAHA i just remembered something. there's this weird guy outside of our hotel who has the hots for claudia, and whenever we come out of the hotel we would hear wolf whistles and him going all "veli kiuuute(cute)" and "nice smillle" and once, when i went outby myself, the guy was like " where your friend? she veli kiuuute *slight pause* you too." WTFFFFFF T____T!! and claudia would be very angry about this because he makes us very uncomfortable.

and on our last day she wanted to give him the finger (i was videoing the banana pancake guy and unintentionally recorded the conversation WTF) but chickened out in the end =(

oh, and this guy looked JUUUUST like bob marley WTF AHAHAHAHAHA. so we call him the jamaican guy.

okay, moving on....



heading accross the river to.....



FORENSIC MUSEUM!!!! omg it's SO gross here. i saw preserved babies, babies with two heads, babies with half a face, babies that look like mermaids, foetuses (these thais love their babies WTF) and bodies of death row prisoners, all preserved.

also worth mentioning is the severed-and-cut-in-half-so-we-could-see-the-brain head on display here. and the pictures of crush victims, headshot victims....oh GAWD just thinking about it makes me quesy. but i totally don't regret coming at all.

we took some pictures at first, then we recalled that the attendant told us not to take pictures, and we got all scared because these thais are very superstitious and probably told us not to take pictures because um um ummmm HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAI HORROR MOVIES? like that. so we deleted the pictures, sharpish.

but hey, fearless bastards went and took them, anyway. click here for flikr photos (not recommended for those with weak stomachs. )



in the toilet of the forensic museum.



heading back





in Mcdonalds on khao san road.





cool grafiti in Susie Walking Street.



mango sticky rice! the mango looks like it's been cooked but it's actually not. it's not as yummy as i thought it would be.




we had a foot long sub! why don't we have Subway here T____T





khao san. AGAIN.





at... watchanasongkram. YESSSSSS I GOT IT RIGHT!!! itit's this temple really close to our hotel.







enterance of the temple.

there's this really cute furry dog there called Pui. we visited the dog almost everyday. <3 href="http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/Uw0owDCjfoTTESugnWehoQ?feat=embedwebsite">

claudia and i



my bacon sandwich. look at the amount of fries they gave me -_____-''



claudia's stir-fried glass noodle thing. i think.



i thought this guy was pretty cute, so i pretended to take a picture of claudia and sneakily took his picture instead. WTF STALKER. that guy is japanese, btw. and that is not his best angle wtf.




super cute doggie who's always sleeping outside 7/11. everytime we make a run to 7/11 at night (RIIIIGHT outside our hotel) it's surely there. i guess it likes the gushes of air-conditioning everytime the door opens. so cute you see someone offered him a sandwich


very du lan dog.



khao san. AGAIN. the guy in orange on the left looks pissed to see me WTF.

claudia and i



guess what i'm doing!



braiding my hair!



clauds had hers braided, too.






love how it looks when i put my hair in a bun

smiley, because i was not decent wtf.






at . . . *consults map*... Wat Bawon Niwet





at Santichaiprakan Park. this quiet park next to the pier.





we wanted to sit on the grass, too. but there were bald patches on the grass, and the only suitable spot has this weird old man nearby, watching us WTF. so we didnt get to sit =(













some fort thing.



back in soi rambuttri. last time walking through it =(



super hardcore parking wtf. thai drivers are crazy, when we were in taxis i would have my eyes closed most of the time because i couldn't bear to see my death approaching to me WTF.





large gold fish that just wouldn't stay still.





in airport van =(






fooling around in suvarnabhumi airport (YESSSSS i got that correct, too!) was fun.





bye, bangkok =(



my flight number is SO cool, AK 747







arriving in kuala lumpur.



hannah once said she wants to see my made up eyes. so.... here hannah, me with eyeliner and some mascara.



chilli pan mee before i leave for Kuching.

OMG PHEW, that was very tiring wtf. i want to go back to bangkok =( .

talk to you guys later, BYEEE!!